The Secret To Long Life!!

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The Secret To Long Life!!

Post by [DND]Bad_Drugs on Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:52 am

Bless her little heart..... How sweet........
The secret to long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, sit in the sun, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied What a Face
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Re: The Secret To Long Life!!

Post by MuSSa on Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:55 pm

LOL... sounds like 2 of my best years in my late Teens Smile heheh
AHhhh the memories ..



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