Irish Talking Clock

Go down

Irish Talking Clock

Post by [DND]Bad_Drugs on Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:09 am

IRISH TALKING CLOCK


After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment

to a couple of his friends.


He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.


'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong

an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.


The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed,

'You ASS! It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING! What a Face
avatar
[DND]Bad_Drugs
[DnD] Veteran
[DnD] Veteran

Posts : 1255
Join date : 2009-11-17
Age : 48
Location : Risen From The Depths Of Brisbane

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum